TEETH.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
One more thing...
So, I'm sitting here in my little apartment, trying to get my dog and cat to get along, debating whether or not I should use the hula hoop I got for my birthday, last week, when it hits me. I need to post another Ganette that some of you may not have seen before. As a refresher, "Ganette" is what we lovingly call the picture of Jeanette that we put Lady Gaga lyrics on. As you may also recall, Lady Gaga = Jeanette.
TEETH.
TEETH.
EBAY RAAAAGE
I'm generally a nice person...
Wait, no, I'm not.
Crap.
Well then, let me start this out... no, let's just cut to the chase, here.
I SWEAR, IF ANYONE OUTBIDS ME ON THIS PICTURE, I WILL HAVE THAT PERSON'S CAT. That's right. I will steal a cat. And if that person doesn't have a cat, I WILL HOLD ALLLLLLL OF THE DR. PEPPER IN THE WORLD FOR RANSOM. THE RANSOM WILL BE THIS PICTURE. Believe me, there are some Dr. Pepper fanatics out there. Everyone should fear them.
Not to mention, there are like 8 people left who even think Gene and Jeanette were a thing. Who the hell is it, that keeps outbidding me?
Also, why the hell can't ebay sellers tell the difference between Gene and Nelson? They... both have blonde hair. So did Johnnie Johnston, but he never gets mistaken for Nelson Eddy.
I digress. Here's the picture THAT I MUST WIN.

I LOVE ALL OF YOU. YOU GIVE ALL THE ANGELS ALL THE WINGS WITH ALL OF YOUR PRETTY BELL THINGS.
Wait, no, I'm not.
Crap.
Well then, let me start this out... no, let's just cut to the chase, here.
I SWEAR, IF ANYONE OUTBIDS ME ON THIS PICTURE, I WILL HAVE THAT PERSON'S CAT. That's right. I will steal a cat. And if that person doesn't have a cat, I WILL HOLD ALLLLLLL OF THE DR. PEPPER IN THE WORLD FOR RANSOM. THE RANSOM WILL BE THIS PICTURE. Believe me, there are some Dr. Pepper fanatics out there. Everyone should fear them.
Not to mention, there are like 8 people left who even think Gene and Jeanette were a thing. Who the hell is it, that keeps outbidding me?
Also, why the hell can't ebay sellers tell the difference between Gene and Nelson? They... both have blonde hair. So did Johnnie Johnston, but he never gets mistaken for Nelson Eddy.
I digress. Here's the picture THAT I MUST WIN.

I LOVE ALL OF YOU. YOU GIVE ALL THE ANGELS ALL THE WINGS WITH ALL OF YOUR PRETTY BELL THINGS.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
things that amuse us
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Jeanette MacDonald??
You know, it's terribly hard being a Jeanette fan, these days. So many questions left relatively unanswered, so many sweet mysteries of her life that we have not, at last, found. Of all of them, though, I think we can all agree that there is but one question we would ask of her, should her ethereal pink ghost appear before us...

"Girl, how the hell do you do that, with your hands?"

"Girl, how the hell do you do that, with your hands?"
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)



