One more thing...

So, I'm sitting here in my little apartment, trying to get my dog and cat to get along, debating whether or not I should use the hula hoop I got for my birthday, last week, when it hits me. I need to post another Ganette that some of you may not have seen before. As a refresher, "Ganette" is what we lovingly call the picture of Jeanette that we put Lady Gaga lyrics on. As you may also recall, Lady Gaga = Jeanette.
TEETH.

EBAY RAAAAGE

I'm generally a nice person...
Wait, no, I'm not.
Crap.
Well then, let me start this out... no, let's just cut to the chase, here.
I SWEAR, IF ANYONE OUTBIDS ME ON THIS PICTURE, I WILL HAVE THAT PERSON'S CAT. That's right. I will steal a cat. And if that person doesn't have a cat, I WILL HOLD ALLLLLLL OF THE DR. PEPPER IN THE WORLD FOR RANSOM. THE RANSOM WILL BE THIS PICTURE. Believe me, there are some Dr. Pepper fanatics out there. Everyone should fear them.
Not to mention, there are like 8 people left who even think Gene and Jeanette were a thing. Who the hell is it, that keeps outbidding me?
Also, why the hell can't ebay sellers tell the difference between Gene and Nelson? They... both have blonde hair. So did Johnnie Johnston, but he never gets mistaken for Nelson Eddy.
I digress. Here's the picture THAT I MUST WIN.


I LOVE ALL OF YOU. YOU GIVE ALL THE ANGELS ALL THE WINGS WITH ALL OF YOUR PRETTY BELL THINGS.

things that amuse us

If someone could make a gif like this:


From this picture:


We might love you forever.
Or at least for a while.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAYLA!

Love,
Jeanette and a baby deer

(Wish Kayla a happy birthday. Even if you're not a baby deer.)

tonight is all about "we miss you" ♥

Jeanette MacDonald??

You know, it's terribly hard being a Jeanette fan, these days. So many questions left relatively unanswered, so many sweet mysteries of her life that we have not, at last, found. Of all of them, though, I think we can all agree that there is but one question we would ask of her, should her ethereal pink ghost appear before us...



"Girl, how the hell do you do that, with your hands?"

jeanette LOVES cats. (jk. jeanette would sneeze.)

...I feel like that cat is being dressed as FDR. or Teddy Roosevelt. One of them. You know.

jealousy, you constantly torture me!

I'm gon' print some pictures, evv'rbody's gon' be jellis! (What? No one else watches 30 Rock?)

PARDON MY UGLY FACE. Now you just know who to watch out for, on the street. This crazy b might just accost you and be like, "I WILL HAVE ALL THE JEANETTE THINGS!" Not really, I'll just be pretending I'm a Velociraptor at your local pharmacy.

BAG. BAG. BAG.

THE JAR BAG. She's such a goofbug. And we loves her goofbug face.

aminal appreciation day

Today at PetSmart Kayla and I saw a fat little wiener pupple who looked like Brunhilda :o)

FAWIN?

Here at the Jeanette MacDonald Blog, we have a deep admiration for Nelson Ackerman Eddy. Especially when he does this.


(also when he runs on couches.)

They see me trollin', they hatin'

Now, you tell me that this bamf didn't have a wicked awesome sense of humor. JEANETTE MACDONALD HELPS NANETTE FABRAY DRESS UP AS JEANETTE MACDONALD. slightly nsfw reaction of THE ENTIRE WORLD, after the jump.


THAT'S RIGHT. Jeanette was high-larious and EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS OK TO BE FUNNY, WITH HER.

pink.

I love that this portrait was painted of Jeanette. I love that she loved it so. I know she did. And she should have, because it's lovely. Pink was Jeanette's favorite color. Pink is my favorite color. It just makes me happy, and I hope it makes Jeanette happy. No matter what goes down, we all love you, homegirl. And yes, we can call you homegirl and know that you would be amused by that.

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN.

I'm watching Cairo. In surround sound. Like a boss. Typing In fragments.
Also, I don't know if you know this, but she's ( ^^^^that lady up there) from the streets of Phily, yo. Straight gangsta.

j/k, she's not from the streets, she was actually born in the bathroom.

WE'RE BAAAA-AAAACK!

So, hi. You may have noticed our absence. You may not have noticed our absence. You may notice we have made A Return (not a comeback, per Norma Desmond). You may not notice. But A Return, it is.

A few notable things have happened since we have been gone (a very positive notable thing being that we saw Lady Gaga in St. Louis last month!), but you're not here to read about us, you're here for Jeanette. DUH. So I give you Kayla's creation... Jeanette in Lady Gaga's lightning bolt hat. (We call it "Ganette.")