Wait, no, I'm not.
Crap.
Well then, let me start this out... no, let's just cut to the chase, here.
I SWEAR, IF ANYONE OUTBIDS ME ON THIS PICTURE, I WILL HAVE THAT PERSON'S CAT. That's right. I will steal a cat. And if that person doesn't have a cat, I WILL HOLD ALLLLLLL OF THE DR. PEPPER IN THE WORLD FOR RANSOM. THE RANSOM WILL BE THIS PICTURE. Believe me, there are some Dr. Pepper fanatics out there. Everyone should fear them.
Not to mention, there are like 8 people left who even think Gene and Jeanette were a thing. Who the hell is it, that keeps outbidding me?
Also, why the hell can't ebay sellers tell the difference between Gene and Nelson? They... both have blonde hair. So did Johnnie Johnston, but he never gets mistaken for Nelson Eddy.
I digress. Here's the picture THAT I MUST WIN.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU. YOU GIVE ALL THE ANGELS ALL THE WINGS WITH ALL OF YOUR PRETTY BELL THINGS.
angels. wings.
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and yeah... if i'm not outbidding you, who else is? i mean, really? REALLY?
this has been "really?! with cara and kayla." (much like "really?! with seth and amy" only we're... not seth and amy.)
Only Angels Have Wings? Jean Arthur accidentally shooting Cary Grant?
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I. KNOW. IT'S NOT LIKE THESE ARE PURSES. The pics fell out of old Golden Comets. People have them. I SHOULD HAVE THEM, TOO.
But mostly, I should have them. WE should have them. Because we set sail on the Good Ship MacRaymondPop, while most others sail the U.S.S. JeaNelson.
Yeah, I'm playing the entitlement card, what of it, haha? Myrna Loy is frowning right now, but she frowns at everything having to do with Jeanette. Mostly the pictures that I post of her and William Powell, lampooning... something. :) Aksh, no, she might giggle about that. Because I thoroughly think she'd thing something was horse shit. (Wait. Clear your mind. Now imagine Myrna Loy and William Powell having a contest for who can say Horse Shit more eloquently. I am a GENIUS.)
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