honestly, who has initials that spell out an actual THING. and then their married initials spell out another actual thing and somehow the second actual thing goes with the first actual thing.
"I know I'm no prude. I'm not just guessing or hoping. I looked it up in the dictionary. It says: 'Prude: a woman who makes an affected display of modesty or propriety.' But my sharpest critics never hinted at any 'affected display.' So by dictionary standards, anyway, I'm cleared. Of course they used the word 'priss' more often than 'prude,' and my dictionary doesn't give 'priss.' However, I won't quarrel over terms. I'll admit the charges. I don't smoke or drink. I don't like risque stories." --Jeanette, on the charges of being a prude. Or priss. Or whatever, it's just fun to hear that in her voice.
JAM JAR JAM JAR.
ReplyDeletehonestly, who has initials that spell out an actual THING. and then their married initials spell out another actual thing and somehow the second actual thing goes with the first actual thing.
ReplyDeleteshe's nice.
also: hat. what.
can we just sit on her?