Monday, September 7, 2009

Hello, boys and girls...

And now it's time for story... time.
This is from The Jeanette MacDonald Story, by James Robert Parish, and is hilarious to the max.
Jeanette and Gene Raymond were attending a special showing of Paris Underground, the 1945 spy melodrama produced by and starring chic Constance Bennett. At the party following the screening, Jeanette was in a devilish mood. She removed lemon peel from several glasses about her and arranged them on a plate to resemble a breast, complete with nipple. She then summoned a waiter and gave it to him to take to Miss Bennett with the message, "Tell Constance I think she can use this."

All I have to say is "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And picture for the sake of pictures after the jump...


1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHAA ok this is my new favorite place on the interwebs.

    I love that story. Ohhhhhh Jammy. Silly thing.

    Also, that picture=love. Crankypants!