Ohhh, Robert Q. You have such an amazing name. And one time, on your show, you announced that you'd be appearing at The Lake Club, in Springfield, IL, and I got all excited. Hope you made it there before the owner burned it down in an insurance fraud scam.
But what we really came for, of course, is... I dunno, some dame? Doll? Dish?
You know she just wanted to perfect the art of beating people with sacks of sweet valencia oranges. It doesn't leave a bruise, and let's 'em know who's boss.
Oversized Mickey Rooney Man flunked out of charm school, bee tee dubs. Jen is SO AMUZED by everyone flirting with her. Also, WHEN did she look vaguely like Bing Crosby? In that they are both human and white? I am confused. But she is presh. The end.
ReplyDeleteAlso also, WHY DIDN'T SHE WEAR THAT OUTFIT EVERY DAY?????? That top ROCKS on her. So do Nelson's ring and necklace. :-D. But really, let's just draw attention to the neckline of that piece of awesome. And how she looks 15 years younger than she did a week earlier on This is Your Life.